3 ADOLESCENTE LA SPOVEDANIE

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Se duc trei adolescente la spovedanie. Intra prima si spune :
-Iarta-ma Doamne ca m-am culcat cu trei barbati.
Preotul isi scoate calculatorul, butoneaza cateva secunde si zice :
-Spune o data Tatal Nostru si de doua ori Bucura-te Maria si ti se vor ierta pacatele.
Intra a doua:
-M-am culcat cu cinci oameni, iarta-ma Doamne.
Preotul iara butoneaza la calculator si spune:
-Zi de trei ori Tatal Nostru si de doua ori Bucura-te Maria si esti in regula.
Vine a treia adolescenta:
-Iarta-mi pacatul Doamne dar m-am culcat cu zece insi.
Preotul face calculele dupa care se uita ciudat la rezultatul afisat. Reface inca o data calculele se uita si mai ciudat la rezultat, dupa care zice catre tipa:
-Du-te mai ia si o m**e ca iese cu virgula!

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