Blonda la benzinarie

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La o statie de benzina vine o blonda cu o masina sport si sta uitandu-se la pompa. De la un timp mirandu-se, pompagiul vine amabil si o intreaba:
-Ce doriti?
-Benzina, spuse blonda.
De care? avem de 95, de98, de 99? spuse pompangiul.
Dar blonda zice:
-Dar, de anul acesta nu aveti?!?

Articolul Blonda la benzinarie apare prima dată în Simpaticul.Com.

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