CONCURS DE POTENTA

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Concurs de potenta, finala mondiala. O sala plina cu gagici excitate asteapta concurentii. Finalistii: un englez, un francez si Bula. O reporterita transmite in direct evenimentul. Primul este englezul. Reporterita:
-Englezul 10 femei, englezul 20 de femei,englezul 30 de femei, englezul cedeaza.
Urmeaza francezul.
-Francezul 10 femei, francezul 20 de femei, francezul 100 de femei, francezul nu mai poate!
Ultimul e Bula:
-Bula un rand, Bula 2 randuri, Bula o tribuna, Bula a doua tribuna, Bula toata sala, ooooooooooohhhhhhhh Bulaaaaaaaaaaa!

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