Cum fac ungurii banii

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Ajung doi unguri in Bucuresti…
Fara nici un ban, foame mare, ce se gandeste unul:
– Hai sa ne despartim si sa cersim, iar la sfarsitul zilei ne intalnim sa vedem cat a strans fiecare…
Zis si facut! Se despart ei, pleaca fiecare unde crede de cuviinta. Pe inserat se intalnesc, dupa cum au stabilit. -Tu cat ai strans?
-10 lei…
Si cum ai facut?
-Am fost intr-un parc si am scris pe un carton:
NU AM SERVICI, AM 3 COPII DE CRESCUT, VA ROG SA MA AJUTATI!
Dar tu cat ai strans?
-7.658 de lei
-Iooy!!! Istenem!
Dar cum ai facut?
– Am scris pe un carton:
SUNT UNGUR! IMI LIPSESTE 1 LEU SA MA INTORC iN UNGARIA!!!

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