EXPERIENTA LA FIZICA

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La ora de fizica, profesoara spune:
– Dragi copii, miine avem o experienta la fizica, dar ne lipseste materialul didactic. Din cauza crizei, ministerul face economii. Cine aduce o butelie cu oxigen, primeste nota zece.
A doua zi, Bula, dornic sa-si indrepte situatia scolara, aduce la ora o butelie mica cu oxigen.
– Bravo, Bula, ai luat un zece, dar de unde ai butelia?
– De la tata mare.
– Si el ce-a zis?
– Aer, aer, aer!

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