LA PSIHIATRIE

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Se deschide uşa şi intră un bărbat, în patru labe cu ceva în gură. Psihiatrul:
-Vai! Cine a venit la noi? O pisicuţă?
Bărbatul se târaie până în colţul cabinetului. Doctorul îl urmăreşte.
– Un căţeluş?
Bărbatul trece cu mâna pe lângă perete şi se târâie în celălalt colţ.
Doctorul nu renunţă.
– Ah! Cred ca e un arici! Nu? O broască ţestoasă?
Bărbatul scoate un cablu din gură şi zice:
– Auziţi? Mă lăsaţi şi pe mine să vă trag internetul sau nu?!

Articolul LA PSIHIATRIE apare prima dată în Simpaticul.Com.

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  1. in Filesystem.php line 81
  2. at HandleExceptions->handleError('2', 'file_put_contents(/home/berd266755/public_html/sintezazilei.info/storage/framework/sessions/0ea52611650ace93fac3568118e1476358bd4326): failed to open stream: Disk quota exceeded', '/home/berd266755/public_html/sintezazilei.info/vendor/laravel/framework/src/Illuminate/Filesystem/Filesystem.php', '81', array('path' => '/home/berd266755/public_html/sintezazilei.info/storage/framework/sessions/0ea52611650ace93fac3568118e1476358bd4326', 'contents' => 'a:4:{s:6:"_token";s:40:"Fz5kWKfDDX50BBpEQaXGQfcnQ8wJA95WqM2r6dy5";s:9:"_previous";a:1:{s:3:"url";s:38:"http://sintezazilei.info/la-psihiatrie";}s:9:"_sf2_meta";a:3:{s:1:"u";i:1498274740;s:1:"c";i:1498274740;s:1:"l";s:1:"0";}s:5:"flash";a:2:{s:3:"old";a:0:{}s:3:"new";a:0:{}}}', 'lock' => true))
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  6. at Store->save() in StartSession.php line 88
  7. at StartSession->terminate(object(Request), object(Response)) in Kernel.php line 145
  8. at Kernel->terminate(object(Request), object(Response)) in index.php line 58