SUTIENE NEGRE

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Un arab intra in magazinul unui evreu si cere sutiene de culoare neagra.
Evreul, mirosind o afacere bună, îi spune că sutienele negre sunt rare, ca i-au ramas doar cateva si îi cere 40 euro pe bucata.
Arabul cumpără 6 bucăti, dar revine peste cateva zile si mai cere doua duzine.
Evreul îi spune că marfa este din ce în ce mai rara si i le vinde cu 50 euro bucata.
Dupa o luna, arabul revine si cumpara toate sutienele ramase, platindu-le de data asta cu 60 de euro bucata.
Evreul, ros de curiozitate, îl întreba ce face cu atatea sutiene negre, la care arabul îi raspunde:
– Le tai în două si din jumatatile obtinute fac fesuri mici, negre, pe care le vand evreilor cu 100 euro bucata.

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