UN HIPPIE LANGA O CALUGARITA

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Un Hippie sta in autobuz linga o calugarita. O intreaba daca nu vrea sa si-o puna cu el. Ea refuza pe motiv ca nu are voie, fiind slujitoarea Domnului. El mai incearca o data, dar degeaba. La coborire, soferul de autobuz il retine si-i sopteste ca daca vrea s-o faca pe calugarita, sa mearga seara la 10 in cimitir, unde calugarita se roaga in fiecare seara. Seara la 10, apare Hippie-ul in cimitir, imbracat in Iisus si-i spune calugaritei:
– Eu sunt Iisus, fiul Domnului, si la porunca Lui am venit sa ti-o trag.
– Faca-se voia Lui, dar ia-ma te rog pe la spate, sa nu-mi vezi suferinta si rusinea.
Ei si dupa un numar salbatic Hippie-ul nu se poate abtine, isi dezbraca costumul de Iisus, si-i striga vesel:
– Te-am fentat, eu sint Hippie-ul din autobuz.
Calugarita si mai vesela:
– Tzeapaaaa… eu sunt soferul.

Articolul UN HIPPIE LANGA O CALUGARITA apare prima dată în Simpaticul.Com.

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